Origins of modern species: From Bob Dylan to Idols and Survivors
Lesson I: The skinheads

Listening to the history of the human race is one of the most fascinating stories the world has ever heard. Who would ever thought back then that all these monkeys hanging by their tails would one day become Idols, Survivors, Big Brothers or small sisters, castaways, rockers, rappers and so many other species.
I think their biggest ambition was to become Plato, William Shakespeare, Ghandi or Bob Dylan. Surely not even a major historian from Oxford University could have foretold such a future a hundred years before, even after the human race stopped hanging from trees and started hanging from concrete buildings.
With the same fascination and yet remarkable way, my very own curiosity into human history has bloomed with uncanny similarity. Indeed, it is almost a fact that I am mankind myself, a bit of rock with some yuppie and a strong touch of middleclass multicultural liberalism thrown in.
For those who don't understand the meaning of the above and in account of the well-known fact that I am an authority in many things (Schizoid- psycho- history is one of them), I immediately decided to educate you on the newer human history and evolution.
Luckily a very intellectual historic and definitely schizoid media channel KNN gave me the needed inspiration for my first human species: the skinheads.
This race took their name from their passion to air their brain. They like their in-skull situation to be like Wuthering Heights. A very old philosopher that might have be Frank Sinatra, I'm not sure, said: "I think, so I exist". Skinheads are exactly the opposite!
They are very religious, they all have tattoos with funny crosses all over their body, some have the little mermaid or Winnie the Pooh, but nobody is perfect. They love leather. Leather whips are treasured and they are not vegetarians. On the contrary, they adore meat. One of their favourite slogans is: if I get you I will turn you into raw meat. Probably their diet includes raw meat. They are cultural and they love cinema, their favourite films are: Rambo: First Blood Part II to Rambo: 56 (Number one was too intellectual), Terminator and Home Alone (some are intellectuals). Their favourite books: anything with pictures and no words.
They are philanthropists. They love humans who have blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin. The rest are not humans. Here I have to explain something that mainly anthropologists will understand. Most of us descend from Homo Sapiens. The skinheads' race comes straight from Cheetah - not the cat, but the great academic Weissmuller's favourite pet. That concludes that we are definitely NOT from the same origins.
Last and equally important is their language. I had the honour to meet skinheads in different places around the world. To my astonishment and surprise all of them speak exactly the same language. Here's an example of a local skinhead after a short interview: What are your beliefs? "Ugaga ga ga guga!" Your theory? "Ga gagaguga" Do you believe in evolution? "Gaga gaga gaguga" What's the weather today? "Uga ga gugaga'. There is no translation, that's it! I had to admit that evolution didn't work very well with this specimen. Concluding my first assignment and my arguments, I would like to remind you that this is only the beginning, more interesting specimens are coming. To keep you in touch with our highly scientific project, here some things to do:
1. Watch Rambo: First Blood Part II thirty three times.
2. Try to speak like Governator Arnold. Hasta la vista, baby!
3. Find out who Leni Riefenstahl was.
4. Make a full-scale model of a skinhead's brain.

From Ovi Magazine